*do you know you?
[!] yes.

*if so, who are you?
[!]i'm my worst enemy XD

*who was your first crush?
[!] hmm.. first crush. first very crazy crush. evry1 knows i usedta like muhd. tat piece of gayass shitt.

*does he like you?
[!] how the hell am i supposed to know? and u need to rephrase ur qn. it's 'did', not 'does' cuz it happened in the past. you know? past tense? yehh? you get my drift.

*how did you know?
[!] know what? you another piece of gayass shit.

*do you have a friendster account?
[!] yeh huh.

*who do you make testimonials? why?
[!] yehh! cuz i love to screw up ppl's testimonials..

*you think that there gonna make you one too?
[!] -frowns. i dun think and i dun care. ive ruined their testimonial, mission accomplished.

*your friend list in friendster has your crush in it, right?
[!] yes. all of them. -smirk. past crushies, tat is.

*who's he?
[!] u meant who are they. hahha. tats for me to know. and for yall to *never* find out.... oh bullshit. evry1 knows who my crushies are were.

*do you have an email add?
[!] yeah..

*what's inside your inbox?
[!] mails frm frenz (: esp inspirational ones.

*who are you talking to online?
[!] im not talkin to anyone rite now. not even online. but if i am, thn yehh im talkin to my frenz la. durh? XD

*you love him/her?
[!] i love them all~

*the truth!
[!] i do love them all you (again) gay assclown.

*do you have a celphone?
[!] yeh.

*what's your no?
[!] nahh u gimme urs. ill call u. no no... ILL call U.

*what's in your celphone's inbox?
[!] qoutes and messages.

*do you send qoutes? to who?
[!] all the time. to my frenz la.

*you love him/her too!
[!] i love all my friends thank you very much.

*you and your crush text alot?
[!] we usedta.

*who pays for your load?
[!] my mom and me.

*do you think?
[!] "i think therefore i am"

*i don't believe you!
[!] -blink blink.

*who are you thinking of right now?
[!] him.

*awhile ago? yesterday?
[!] him. him.

*tomorrow, who will you think of?
[!] him.

*do you miss someone?
[!] yup.

*does this person miss you too?
[!] how am i supposed to know? but nahhh. i dun think he knows me. he cant miss sumone he darsen know.

*well, i think not!
[!] huh? u think he misses me? -punches.

*why don't you call him/her!
[!] i dun even know his name.

*what are you feeling right now?
[!] not sure.

*why?
[!] -blank look.

*you're in love, aren't you?
[!] yes.

*to whom?
[!] him.

*why don't you court her/him?
[!] court?

*wait, why are you answering this?
[!] hel-lo. u paid me to answer these ;)

*what do you think of a survey like this?
[!] funn (: but ur still a gay assclown tho. :p

*last farewell?
[!] i dun believe in last farewell. cuz i know we'll soon meet agaain. sumwherr. sumhow. even if u dun wanna. damn i know how tat feels. hahaaa.


situation: the person you're talking to is your ultimate crush and your gonna do everthing for this person..

="is this seat taken?" [it really is taken]
it is, sorry. but u can have mine. id rather sit on the floor (:

="hey wanna tag along?"[but you're not allowed]
nahh. (:

="i have a problem"
share?

="you know what? i think i'm the saddest person in the whole world"
-hugs. feel better?

="hey, i was just curious why you were staring at
me a while ago.."
cuz u were staring to me first. ha ha.

="do you have a boyfriend?" [you do]
yehh i do. -friendly smile.

="wow, you're so sweet. i wish i was the one loving you.."
oh how i wish too.

="could you help me try to her attention?"[his crush]
could you help me get my feet up your ass? -pissed off loook.

="why is it that you're trying to not make things work out between me and her (his crush)?"
newsflash. im not cupid.

="whoa, i think i'm falling for..." [not you]
why? shes a bitch.

="is she really the ONE for me?" [the girl is friendly, nice and she loves your crush. but you found out that she's just using him to make her ex jealous.]
whad? dun look at me. -hesitates and thn looks deep in his eyes... thn spill it.

="i'm starting to notice that you're getting close.. why?"
and tats a sin?

="get away from me.. who are you anyway?"
im ur worst nightmare, bugger. -stab stab stab.

="what's you're name again??"
sorry. do i know u?

=[he attended your bday party but he didn't even notice you]
poison his drink.

="i'm more blissful when i'm with you rather than with.." [the one he loves]
what are you implying? -bats eyelashes.

="what is there for you to do for you to prove your love for me?"
if i hafta prove it, tat means u doubt it, thn ur not worth my love. -skips awayyy.