i cant play the guitarrr!
i cant do a 'g'!
-looks at size of palm.
-cries summore.
i cudn reachhh!
i mean, my lil finger
cudn reach da
last stringgg!
i was like
strugglingg to stretch
grr.
cmon cmonnn.
ended up wit a cramp.
urmphh.
must wait
till my hands grow
a lil biggger.
:|
tat mite take ages.
wad if itll nvr grow?
takmaoooo!!
evry song i wanna try,
has 'g' innit.
der.
- -
anyhoos.
good morning, yall!
(:
wahhhhhhhh.
[a cry of complete
disappointment,
just in case yall
wonderingg.]
cant do a 'g'!!!
at least,
not a proper one.
:T
ughh.
-looks at da guitar
in disgust,
tat look
yall usually reserve
for those brats
hu tryta pry open
ur bag wit a penknife.
-smashes guitar against the wall.
-walks to da window.
-plunges down.
"woohooos!"
mom cheers.
the end.
CITYNIGHTLIFE;