convo wit shafiq just now:
me: elo.
pik: hey.
me: okie already?
pik: what thing??
me: chicken pox la.
pik: alrite la.
me: yay.
pik: y?
me: nothing.
pik: ..
me: why?
pik: i dont know.

-laughs head off.
-drops off chair.
-dies.

CUT!

heyloos (:

bio prac tmr.. dang, trust jeya to
know just how to spoil our hols.
not tat im complainin or anything.

okie i was complaining.
but u know me; i say stuffs i dun mean.

elly told me the bookworm is looking
for someone who can write adventure books
for kid 6 - 12 yrs old.
she said i shld give it a shot.

"tis is ur first step to stardom.."

some stardom. i dun wan stardom..
i just wanna write cuz i love to write
(?) (:

anyway, i dun write adventure stuff well.
mayb cuz im not reeli tat adventurous.
hahaha. i can write crap tho (:

ohhhoho. my grandmom rocks, i tell u.

i found some old jeans, reely old jeans.
well, old for my liking la.
i cant even wear them.
they are either too baggy or too long.

not tat i wan them anyway. no way ho say.
i mean, theyre all 2nd hands stuff.
passed down, way back 1990s
so theyre def not hipsters and
no, u cant use them to wipe ur butt.

(me being lame!!!)^^"

and then my gramps and me got scissors
and started to .. do some tailor stuffs.

we snipped here, snipped ther.
we cut here, cut ther.
we sewed here, sewed ther.
pasted here and pasted ther.

more like art....

in the end, after we were done
(it was whn Days of our Lives
was on tv to b exact.. thn we stopped.
yes my one of a kind 80++ yr old grandmother
actually follow tat lame stuff..
-greatly amused.)

anyway, what was i sayin??
oh yes, jeans.

yupp, we gave the jeans a whole new look!

my granddad reckoned we just made it worst.
cuz now its like tattered and torn.
lol kinda like tatty bear.
ouhh ouhhh!! i wanna call it....

*drumroll*

TATTY JEANS!!!~

cuz we cut a small hole on tis jeans,
and thn got another piece from
another different type of jeans,
and thn sew tat over the small hole!!

u get what im sayin??

i made a cut at both knees of the jeans.
but i made it look like it was ripped off
by some vicious cat demon muahahha.

i dno if yall gettin tis or not |:
cuz if u don, ill feel stupid talkin abt it.

im so proud, the jeans look awesome.
but im not wearing it outside or anything.....
mom darsen allow me to.
at least not whn im wit her.
cuz she says its a total humiliation.

"ppl will think im abusing u in some sort.
not gettin u proper jeans to wear."

neatt. im gonna wear it thn xD
and go round tellin ppl how mean of my mother--
my own flesh and blood!!-- and how
traumatized i feel,
and demand for new jeans.

life's great (:

i love my grandmum!! she knows FUN.
shes my idol. (sorry, mom.)

talkin abt mom, i think mine's gone crazy.
shes been tryna talk british wit us X|
aint kidding ya.
been following harry potter, i guess.
bet she has a crush on tat big hairy guy.

she watched harry potter sorceror's stone
wit us tat two days. her first time.
ours too. loLs.

but she fell asleep during the scene
wher potter and weasly played wizard chess.
next morning, she asked me wat she missed...

thn today, we watched the 2nd movie.
chamber of secrets.. whoa she watched whole.
even got us to pause it
while she went out to buy lunch.

she wants to catch harry potter poa ..
-freaks out. bloody hell.
what have they done to my mother?

my momma, the harry potter fan.
actually she loves ron weasly.

i painted my arm green today (:
dun ask why, dweeb.
u wud to, if ur bored right?
(dun make me look stupid,
ud better say yes.)

ouh ouhh bio prac tmr..
dang, trust jeya to know just how to
spoil our hols. not tat im

hold it!!

ive mentioned those, havent i?