What's your name?:	`lelaaa.
Why is the sky blue...and not neon green?:	you know what? i have no idea.
Do you like monkeys? (You had better...):	ooohnooo. don't like monkeys. :P
Is the moon really made out of cheese?:	apparently not. (i love cheese!)
What kind of cheese is it?:	what kind of cheese of what?
I love squirrels...do you? O.o:	yeh! i think they're cute (:
What is your favorite band?:	urban xchange .. go local hahha.
ARE THE COWS COMING!? *hides under a rock*:	hides under a rock? UNDER? u meant BEHIND right? HAHAHHAHAHA. oh. uh. no. don't see any cows.
Liar...:	ouff.
Pirates are spiffy and kick ass, right?:	`lelaaa. is spiffy and kickass. what pirates?? sheesh.
Who is your favorite Vampire? ...any vampire...:	stefan!!! eh no. damon!! i love damon. (if u read the vampire's diary by l.j.smith, ud know what im talkin abt...)
If you could fly, would you bring me a pie? >.>:	sure thing (:
Last but not least...Where did all the piggies go?:	-shruggs.
Okiedokie, I am all done now...:	yay.
Toodles and a bowl of noodles!:	oO and i thot IM lame haha.

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weee tat was fun (:
now lets get to some serious blogging.. hmfph.
... hmphf. hpmfh. hpfmh. LOL. amusing. hahhaha.

sorry.

mannn ive got loads to sayy dno wher to start.
-wipes sweat. okie the beginning sounds fine huh.
aite here goes. -cracks knuckles.

our usual morning ritual thingie at the mosque.
we were late as always. in fact we r nvr on time.

met lil cousin ther (: SHES SO ADORABLE.
and she looks so sweeeeet.
shes fat fleshy
so its nice to pinch her cheeks hahaha.

so i leant forward to pinch her cheeks.
but she was waving her arms about,
tryin to get away from me and thn

SMACK.

yes. her hand just whacked me in my face.
i was mortified. feeling for my nose to see
if it was still ther.

2nd time, we were in the car and she just
whammed into me. i dno if she did it playfully
or if she was just being mean.
i mean, she is soooo big im so skinny... :(

next her elbow poked me in the eye.

"why are you hurting me?
my crooked nose not satisfying enuff?"

i wud reeli appreciate it if my mom wud
at least pretend to care... but instead
she told me to stop being dramatic.

i tink all of them are together in tis.
theyre up to get me..

rmb tis class mom signed us up?
yehh today ther was tis so-called test.
and i din even know about it!

"we just joined last week.
and the next week, its the test?!"

again mom told me to stop being dramatic.

my elder cousin was talkin reeli loudly..
actually she was just teaching me how to
pronounce the ermm words in the Koran correctly..

and whn told to lower down her volume, she said,
"imma english teacher of a jc classroom,
how else do u expect me to talk?"

i dno if u find tat funny.
but i found tat hilarious.
esp whn evryone else in the classroom turned round
to look at her cuz like i told ya,
majority are over 30, and whn they knew
someone amoung them is a teacher,
they prollie found tat pretty amusing.

i was lauging and got sent out of the classroom.

okie not reeli. i excused myself actually (:

ouh yeh i aced the test. esay peasy lemon squeezy.
i was a lil rusty but it was a can-do.
ive learnt to read the Koran since i was pri3.
but i stopped whn i turned 12. mwahahhaha.
my excuse: wanted to concentrate on psle.
translation: lazy ar.

XD

weird cousin (another cousine) came over.. :|
i called him weird cuz of all the things to
compliment on, he complimented on my fingers.

freaki.

"u play the piano?"
"no."
"pity. u can b the next carlton wit tat fingers."
"im learning to play the guitar actually."
"dun bluff! haha."

(he was mocking me. and u know whad u get
whn u mock an exdemon.)

i showed him my red and sore finger tips.
and wit it, i wud have dig his eyeballs out.

hmm my sister is ironingg her ncc uniform now.
(anyway, shes got a bronze for the ncc sea competition!)
me in the meantime, is clutching onto chingy.

and my behbee kitty isn called chingy for no reason.
no, he darsen chings. but wth. hes veryy noiseyh.

but i like :D

cuz it pisses off my sister hahha.
and she wants me to let him go. oh no way ho say.

thn she threatens to hit me wit the hot iron.
u must b thnking, 'nahh. she wudn dare...'

ur wrong (:

she can do anything.

ITS A HOT IRON, FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD.

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