Mom's in a foul mood, behbee): Very very foul. Wonder what happened when I was gone.

Went Aspho's house yesterday to watch 2.. yummy movies. Muahahhahaha.

Samuel Rizaal. Whoo. A body to dieee for. He's the next [botak!] thing after Lex Luther. (..Lex is cute, okaye!!)

But what's with the kissing scenes, man!?

This was what happened last night... Hannan said to me, "Hi! Hehheh. I'm baaack!"

Yes you were. Like.. almost a week ago? But instead, I was like, "Welcome back! You've been missed!!"

"How are you, Lela?" "I'm fine." "Australia was a bomb. It was great--"

Hah. I didn't even have to ask(:

Listened as he bitched about this girl he met.. "She was as gorgeous as Mels. A bit better. Slightly better. And taller."

And I interrupted hastily, "Hahha. Yeh. Mels' a midget!" And he shut up. So I took this opportunity and asked him when exactly did he come back.

"Thursday night. Hehheh. Sorry I didn't call. Busy busy. So tired. It wasn't a big vacation.."

"At least you got out of Singapore," I said, still trying to figure out if I should forgive this moron.

Until he said, "Yea. Hahahha. And met some sexy devils..."

So maybe not. There was once I went like, "tsk tsk" and he went balls. I mean, ballistic.

"Of course we didn't think of sex at all! We are muslims. That'll be like a shameful thing to do."

"That.. wasn't what I meant."

"Oh. Okay. Whoops!"

"TSK TSK!"

"Everyone so friendly. Everyone just went like that [g'day mate!]. Endless greetings. So so beautiful. And then I came back. These singaporeans cutting queues.. they push, no apologies.. Sometimes I want to just scream."

Big pfft. Need I tell him he's a Singaporean too? As a friend, I kindly advised him to.. well, push them back. Duh? But he refused.

"So you'd rather scream and make an ass of yourself? You're boring."

"I'd rather be boring. Then be an ass."

"When you're boring, you look like one."

"No way. When you're boring, you look like Harry Potter!! A frigging nerd."

On the behalf of my moronic friend, I apologize to all Potter fans(:

"Hah. Yeh. Potter's a nerd!"(I apologize as well:P) "And everyone says you look like him!!"

"Yea. I don't get it though. Even my cousins."

"Your cousins don't get it?"

"My cousins say I look like Harry."

"Hohohohoho.. hey. I know someone who looks like him. Potter guy. Eh. I mean, Ridwan. Yeh."

"Oh. Sec 1 this year, right? Hahahha. 'Is he the darling from sec1?' Haha. You know.. girls. They somehow find some kinda darlings everytime amongst the freshmen."

"Hm!?" There he goes again. Mocking me.

"I mean, it's a compliment. I'm complimenting him. Dude, he's my friend."

I sort of perked up there. Hmmmm.

He started bitching about Suhandy. LMAO. He is so Mean with a capital M!! He is worst than a girl, I'm telling you. I was just sitting back and laughing.

You know? Forget diamonds. He is DA girl's bestfriend. You can fucking bitch about anything under the sun with him. On two conditions; you gotta have a powerful bladder so as to not piss in your pants. And..

you gotta have patience of a saint. Heh.

I know I don't. Couldn't tahan anymore. And I just went, "You're such a bitch, Hannan!" If I could, you know I would freaking draw the word 'bitch' on the wall all fanciful in bright colour and put up lovely lightings all over it.

Trust him to be talking about someone as 'interesting' as mould. Oh sorry. That was an insult to mould(:

"I'm sorry if I'm being annoying. But when some guy has no balls, it's wrong. Then you shouldn't talk about manhood."

Huh. "You've been bitching to me about him almost.. too long for my liking."

"Well. You didn't. So I started. Then, it's not a girl thing to talk about. So.. I will be stopping :D."

"I enjoyed your bitchings really. But too much also, not healthy la."

"Actually enough about him already. Even if he's a coward he doesn't deserved being puked at. Give him some pity, man."

"You give him some pity."

"No, you give him pity.. Omg."

"What!?"

"Guess who has a boyfriend!?"

And the bitchings continued.

Sorry not much of an entry.

Talk about boyfriend.. I think Lina has one! Okie. Maybe not la. But I think he likes her!!!!! Hehh. And she likes him too.

Because after she put down the phone, she was like, "Fuck off, Rohaizad. I'm not going out with youu!" Translation: Omg I can't believe this. Wait till my friends hear this!!

And then pounced on her phone and probably started smsing all her friends and telling them all about it.

Bits and pieces of what I heard she said to this guy.. "Going out? No need la. Lazy la!!" (Hey. Very very familiar phrase(:) "Come my house!? Come la. I'll make sure it'll be your last."

She sounds just like me, doesn't she(:

Omg. What have I done to her.

I wasn't eavesdropping. She was screaming. Anypoot. I think I might pissed off this Rohaizat guy.

He called home. And he asked to speak to my sis but, you know me, tone deaf.. When he said, "May I speak to Elena?" it sounded more like, "May I speak to Dayana?" So I told him, wrong number.

Minutes later the same guy called again. This time he was clearer. I, was in denial. A guy? Asking for No.1 Loser Sister!?

She was practically screaming on the phone(: But at the same time, she was smiling. Awwwwsh.

After she was done, I asked coolly, "Who's that guy again?"

"Rohaizad la," she said, as if his name was some kind of a disease that if mentioned out loud will cause you instant death. "You know that guy."

Ooh. "You mean, childhood sweetheart Rohaizad?"

I know that guy(: From Mayflo Pri.. I've seen him before. Lots of times. Being chased by my sister. Heh. Yeh. Ooooohh. He's cute la. He was, at least....

Hey, how come I don't have guys calling me? Maybe I should leave my number here.. Hehhe. Nar. Ewk.

The only guy I've spoken to on the phone is.. Theodore!!!! And Hannan. And Dart Fart. But that's different. They didn't ask me out!

Not that I want them to. Well. Erm.

Mom's in a foul mood, behbee. Very very foul mood. Wonder what she thinks of all this. Muahahah. Hm.