Saturday morningg.
I prepared chili tuna sandwiches.
20 super small slices..
I fed one to my cats,
and then 2 for myself.

Later..
Twins and I met up with Umeya.
Then we got her cake,
took a cab to East Coast
to wait for dearests(?) at Macs.

I was carrying Umeya's portable radio
and I have itchy hands
which no matter how much I scratch,
won't do any good.
You know what itchy here means right.

So I turned on the radio.
Soldier by Destiny's Child.
Current fave.
It got pretty noisy after that.
because Twins started singing along.
You think that's bad?
They sang it on high pitchy voice
and words all wrong.
An insult to the song, I tell you.

They knew they were insulting the song,
so they decided to play some song
which they knew the words to.

They played TLC, Waterfall.
I used to dig TLC((:
Lisa Left eye.
Until she was dead.
I stopped listening to it.
Because it's just wasn't the same.

...
AnYPoopSiee!!
The only words Twins know
to the song is the title itself:
"Waterfall".
I was trying not to wet myself
as I laugh my tonsil sore at them.
So I helped myself
with another sandwich.

We reached Macs.
We waited for less than 30 seconds
before we decided to take off first.
We looked for a spot.
Settled down.
And then it started to rain.
Ran for shelter.

7Eleven..
Nana and Atiqah were there
to get the drinks..
Rain stopped, a little drizzle..
Got our spot.
Settled down.

Had munchies..

Then the next thing I knew,
Nana, Qah and Twins
were splashing about having fun
in the water
while me and Umeya just watched.

Initially I planned not to get myself wet.
Because I hadn't swim for aaages
and I didn't want to make an ass of myself,
like those four were doing.
Hehehheheheh.

But as I watched them, I thought,
heck la. I would rather be an ass
and have fun, than a loser ass
looking like a professional one.

Nana bought extra shorts.
Just what I needed.
I changed,
with the aid of her tiny towel
and I was all hyped and psyhed
to.. to.. uh.
Make an ass of myself!
Which I'm pretty good at(:

Before that!
We potong cake!
Cut cake.
No candles, bummerrr.
But the cake was niice.
I had a biig share.
But not the biggest..
-stares at Atiqah-.
Nevermind la.
Organiser whaard.
Cehh.

Still having seconds thoughts,
whether to go in or not.
Was having the fifty-seventh,
when Syahira grabbed me by the arm
and swung me into the salty water seaa
(which at first seemed pretty welcoming.)

Then I realized,
I didn't have extra clothes.
But hey, now would be too late,
wouldn't it?
I was already in the water,
might as well stay.

Actually I could
get my ass out of there,
get myself dry up
and stay away
from the the view of the sea!

But did I?
Nooo.

So there(:

Paddle paddle.
Laugh laugh.
Paddle paddle.
Fun fun.
Float float.
Yell yell.
Spit spit. (spat alot..)
Paddle paddle.

The waves were amazing la.
Nothing can beat the waves,
like how the waves 'beat' you.
I was soo light,
when the waves hit me,
I was practically thrown
back to shore(:

Then we got back to dry land
and we played poker.
Taught them Stress.
Super fun!
When you're beginners..
Then after that, got bored.
Trust me, it's boring.
Try playing that game again
for the next 5 consecutive years.
Torture.

Twins went off to change
because they had to go off
to some silat stuff.

Thenn..

It kept drizzling a little.
Stopped. Drizzled.
And stopped again.
At first the 3 of us panicked.
We got our stuffs all ready
(Umeya had ran off impressively
fast, leaving us with the belongings,
including hers!)
then the drizzle stopped..
Big lerhh.
Hahha.
Big lerh?
Hahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!

Anypoopsh.
We chilled...
Drizzled again..
Didn't budge.
Qah was like, "Just a passsing cloud!"
And we just went, yehh itll pass..
But it got frigging heavier!
Some cloud.
Sheesh.
But we were stubborn.
We stayed put,
shivering..
I say.. brr.
It's so cold in hrr.

But later it cooled down.

Had roti kirai.
Hahha.
Roti Anipp!
Hahhahaha.
With curry ayam.
Cooked by Atiqah's gmum.

Oh. I just rhymed those.
Pity qah's gmum.
Kanna rhymed by of all words,
ayam.

Ayam is chicken, by the way.

People kept approaching Twins
and taking their picture!!!!
From afar, I could see this group
following them from behind.
Then one white lady was like,
"Omg. Are you both twins??"
Flashed out a cam and
took their pic.
Something about game thingie.
Next, another two groups
approched them for the same thing.
Somehow, Twins ain't happy
with the attention given to them.
They'll only be happy
if they get to humiliate me.

Gonna miss them loads.

They went off.. bbyee.
We played some more cards..
It rained again.
Umeya's ex and his friend
dropped byy.
His friend's got a thing
for our dear organiserr..
But he can go dig his ass la.
:D

We watched some skimmers(?)
do their thiing.
..babat boyy!
Hahha.

Then the 3 of us
played in the sea somemore.
Sea.. lots of bubbles.
"bubbles".
We spat alot, you see.

We pissed in there too(:

We tried to do a somersault
in the water but faailed.
We tried to help each other
to do the somersault,
you know like,
pulled the legs up and over,
but people might think
we were drowning each other.

In attempt of doing a somersault,
I had gone partially deaf.
You know how irritating it is..
to get water in your ear.
I bet there's fish in it.

Must have swallowed
too much salt water..
Because we took
off our shorts
and waved it all about.
and we did the hokey pokey
and we turned ourselves around..
that's all it's all about.
Heyy!

Umeya kept an eye on
the stuffs.. I felt bad la,
now thinking about it.
Hahhah.
It was supposed to be
*her* day.
And she had to be the one
by the belongings.
Hehh(:

Heh.
I swam,
I mean, paddled,
faster than Qahhh.
But she just wouldn't
accept it, would she?
Hehhehehhe.

Relax.
She may not swim
as cool as I do,
but she can make a V
with her legs when she dives.
That, is something.

Nana?
She's funny.
Hahahha.

In the end of the day,
it doesn't matter
how ass ish we all are.
The point is
we had fun..(:

Fun, is not what
you can get very easily,
you know?
Especially now,
when school is
gonna reopen in,
like, what,
about 2 weeks time???

Boohoohoo.

I got home exactly 8.
Took a bath.
No tan, whatsoever.
Thank goodness!!
I don't want Momma
to know I went swimming.
I wasn't supposed to, remember?

I tuned on to Power98
and guess what song was playing..
Waterfall by TLC..(: