nyeheheh.

harlow(: changed my layout. hmm. not bad lar yeh? but prolllie gonna change it again tmr. muahahahh. im so free, am i not.

im hungry.

him being indonesian(mayb) nvr really did crossed my mind. hahahahh. well. indon is good? indon is good. ooooh panda teo, ur monitor is so fyyne.

mom has gone bonkers today. caught her redhanded for tryna murder chingy |: She put poor kitty into a plastic bag and carried it arnd the hse. chingy's head popped out and he made a cry of agony. mom joined in, singing jiggle bells.

im not making tis up!!! i know i tend to exaggerate stuffs, but tis time, im not!

fruit marathon. granddad came back frm the market wit tons of fruits. and only fruits |: Dno whats gotten into my relatives these days.. yeh. and i helped him carry some back. and ther was this heeuge watermelon. the whole watermelon. heavy. the plastic tore. and ther was tis slope and it just went rolling and rolling and rolling.

knowing me, i cudn b bothered to chase after it. (: I waited till it stopped. thn i went over and retrieved it. haha.

chatted wit hannan last nite. yupp. he initiated it wit an 'apa khabar." and i thot it was his indo fren he usualy talked abt. i wud have logged off(or issit out?) if it werent for shafiq, who was sending me pics he had promised yadayada. hannan was crapping and all, but i wasn really playing along... until the mockery begun. or so i thot he was mockign me.. i blew my top.

(part2:)
"im being sarcastic." -hannan.
"oh. okie... its hard to tell tat whn ur online. i hate msn."
"dun hate. forgive."
"after i hate it. pls."
"okay. but dunt let the temper control you. u mite end up wit a broken screen."
"yay. time to get a new one."
"money flows into the river and falls wit the waterfall."

dun ask me. im not sure myself what he meant....

"so what do you think the hong kong girls will look like?" (we'r gonna have 2 exchange students frm hk in our class. ehhehe.)
"aww. hannan. gimme a break."
"cmon, lela. talk. i think they're fat."
"thick glasses."
"tiny eyes."
"bad hair."
"smelly too."
"god bless them."
"but what happens if they're hot?!!~"

sheesh, hannan. hahah.

"ill kill them."
":D Now why wud you do such a thing."
"cuz i hate pretty girls ;)"
"are they some kindarf an angel? thn u must b the devil."
"i prefer the term demon."
"welcome to the dark side."
"thank you."
"I miss the prev nocturnal me."

yeh. honestly, me too. i miss nocturnal hannan. hahah. those times we stayed up late and we werent mocking each other. tat was nice.

hannan noticed i hadn been 'hahahah-ing' or 'lol'-ing like i usedta. so he tried to 'cheer me up'.

"are u racist?" -hannan.
"im not. i love chinese boys. u know it."
"what abt indians?"
"well. okie i gues?"
"wanna hear a racist joke? what causes the total eclipse?"

whn he asked tat, i was disappointed, really.

"dude. i know wher tis is getting at."
"indian airlines :D"

so much for tryna make me laugh.

"is tat popular? the joke."
"nvr heard of it."
"u didn haha."
"nope i din."
"tat means ive gotta do it again. to make u laugh."
"yeh. tatll b nice."
"okay here goes."

and he did a stoned look. -.- <-- yeh tat look.

"nuh uh. still not laughingg."
"ur not supposed to."
"but i wanted to. i need to laaugh."
"i get it! pizza!"
"pizza?"
"are u still into prata? cause its abt time u come into the pizza side."
"hahahha!"

yes! he made it!! hahhaha. in case ur wondering what he meant by tat, ill explain. hahah. the both of us usedta quarrel which is better; pizza or prata. imma prata lover. hes a pizza worshipper. hahaha it was fun (: Actually i love pizza. but prata is cheaper. ahhahah.

"( ) ( )" -hannan.
"whats tat supposed to mean now."
"2 apples. for me and for michelle."
"which michelle?"
"branch."
"oh. HAHHAHAHAHAH!"
"i heard glenn ong criticised her on the radio."
"oh yeh?"
"everytime she smiles, all u can see is lots of gums."
"tat explains why she darsen smile on photographs."
"tat explains why she threw tat apple at me."
"cuz she shows gums whn she smileS??"
"no cuz i just added another listener to one of gless ong criticism."

?

"u shld b grateful it was just an apple. if i were her, id use watermelons. so count ur blessings."
"u love her dont u."
"hell yeah."

and he started insulting my 'sister'. ..how dare he. haha but he was lucky, cuz thn i had to run off do some 'errands'. din tell him. i left him be. i was away for a couple of minutes.. 10, 15 minutes. i came back, he was still online. damn. he wrote;

"i see why ur away. :D"
"why so?"
"cuz u dun wanna forgive me for being lame and sarcastic."
"haha no. im seen lamer. and sarcasticer. me."

and he put tis nerdy smiley. lols.

"hey wait a sec. i thot u were not into guys!" (referrin to my nick which is 'hessofyyne')
"hey i cant stay crushless forever."
"i can."
"ur heartless."
"im not. im just happy w/o committments."
"tats why crushes is good. u dun hafta b committed to tat person."
"ur heartless. just how many crushes have u got huh?"
"muahahha."

hahha pls tell me hes jealous. LOL.

"is it a hobby?"
"well. its not a sin."
"lookin at somewher else it is."

i tink hes jealous!!! LOLSSSS.

"issit pass ur bedtime, lela?"
"yes."
"omg u actually have a bedtime."
"yeh, i do."
"whn is tat?"
"11."
"its not tat bad. i thot u were.. decent."
"decent? me?!"
"well. i think u are. haha."
"why?"
"bcuz u are. cmon. b proud of it."

thn ther was tis really awkward kinda silence. shafiq had sent me the last pic of the night. time to log off. woohoos!

"now i need to go and have my decent beauty sleep."
"ill see u in the moon. good night.
"haha okie. nights."

wondering what pics i was referring to? ehhehe. aint telling! all i can say is its really something u shld look forward to. lolss. yehh. MITE be posting it up tmr. yeh? yehh. u guys stay tune. ahahhaha. nights yall(: