(:

Early in the morning and I was up.
My momma and I went SGH for my erm.. checkup..?
Actually I was supposed to go bloody months ago.
But I didn't know.

At least that was what I was rehearsed to say.
Just in case they asked.

Turned out they didn't.
Turned out they're nice people(:
Very easy-going.
Especially that doctor who checked my backbone.
He's kind of cute.

Or maybe I was just desperate that time.
Or I was so nervous, my brain got all wonky.
Ha. Haha.

I should start from the beginning.
Haha. Yes. I should.
I think the whole thing was pret-tie fun.
Going from room to room, seeing doctors to doctors..
Haha. I'm not kidding.
The nurses rock.
I think I should consider being one.
When I grow up, that is(:

The place is huge.
Yeh. Just think you all should know.
Knew it all along, huh?
Okie just checking.

I would be lying if I tell you guys
I wasn't scared. Because I was la.
Mayeb not scared. Just a little nervous.
I hate hospitals.

But this was totally different.
I got my number and waited.
It was so fast, I didn't have time to you know.. say a little prayer.
Haha. Right.
Makcik there was nice.
I felt a little relaxed(:

Then we had to wait some more.
Room 21. I found out we have to take off our shoes.
And I got all nervous all over again.
Haha.
Silly me.

I got in.
At first I wanted to drag momma long.
But then the mother before us got kicked out......
Which made me even more nervous haha.

Greeted by this friendly looking makcik.
What's with the makciks anyway?
As in, alot of nurses there are malays.
Anyway yeh.
Nurse Makcik was like, "Meh come closer."
I realized I hadn't move a step.
I was still standing by the door.
So I made my way to her and stood next to her instead.
She looked at me and I looked back at her.

"Sit down," was what she said in malay.
Oh. Of course.

She asked me some stuffs.
Then she checked my height.
I'm 0.3cm taller. -smirks.
Then she checked my weight.
I think my phone made me heavier.
If that's possible?
Then she checked my posture...?
I don't know.

And then I was done!

Haha. No. That was just the beginning.

I was sent to another room.
I pulled momma in with me.
And regretted it.
Because this time it's a male doctor.
Muahahhahha.
-sneaky sneaky.

Kidding.

But it is a male doctor la.
Yeh. He's that cute one.
Because I've always thought, typically doctors are...
middle-aged, almost bald, and simply not goodlooking.
At least that's how my family doctor looks like.
Hahahahhaha.

ANYwAY!

Cute doctor questioned about my posture.
"Backaches?"
"Nada."
"When you walk, do you slouch?"
"No." (He asked momma this, but I answered it for her. I bet she was mesmerized by the young doctor as well.)

And I can see he was a little flustered?
Because then.. what am I doing here if I'm fine!?

Then he used this special ruler to measure .... my back...?
Oh my gosh I'm clueless.
Hahha.
But yeh. It seemed like that.
I was a little worried when he lifted my shirt up a little.
Dang I should have put on a nicer bra.

LMFAO.

Kidding.
Hope no one got grossed out there.
((:

He said it was slightly curved.
And he sent me to another doctor to get my back x-rayed.

X-RaY!?!?!

Jeng jeng jeng.

I don't do Xrays.
The last time I see an Xray(my dead cat nike's),
it wasn't good news.

The next thing I knew, I was talking to this another nurse, who kept asking me unnecessary embarrassing questions.
And in the end, we had to pay her like 15 bucks.
She laughed a little at my totally gobsmacked face.
"To check if or not you're pregnant," she explained vaguely.

I stared at my momma as if screaming, "Omigosh can you believe her!?
Of course I'm not pregnant!! kjsdhfhj agfjj asff haoew! She can just aaaasked riight?!"

I guess I was scared.

Another nurse handed me this long green robe thingie.
"Make sure you take out everything underneath except your underwear," she said.
"Singlet, bra, necklace if you have-"
Gee, I hear ya. I know what 'underneath everything' is.

I felt funny wearing that..
I didn't want to get out of the changing room.
Fucking shit.
But I had too.
Because there was others lining up outside to change.
Well. Good.
I wasn't the only one having to wear it.
Haha. Ha.

I'm actually a pretty honest gal.
When I'm feeling something, I'm not afraid to show.
As in, I won't deny it. (I think.)
My unbelievable mother, on the other hand, takes this opportunity to embarrass me.
Thank you, momma.
You're the best.

Then this i-duno-how-he-looks-like-cos-im-'fraid-to-look-at-him male doctor called out my name, and everyone there just turned to look as I made my way into the room.
Great.
Well.
At least he got my name right.

Haha.
The Xray part was.. fast.
Not bad.
A breeze.
I can do a million of Xrays without complaining.
Or without freaking out.
I guess.

I was practically skipping back to the changing room.
COuldn't wait to change back to my black and faded, catfur-infested shirt and jeans.
I've never felt so comfortable in them before.
Haha.

I got the Xray results which I had to send it back to that cute doctor.
WOohoo. Haha.

I knocked, went in, and beamed.
He flashed my Xray up.
And I froze.

Wait let me finish that.
I froze in awe.
I was like, shit is that my heart!? Wow.
But what really got my attention was my backbone.

It seemed..
I don't know....
I guess one word to use is...
straight.

That's right.
It seems pretty straight to me.

So what am I doing here, again?

Turned out my backbone's fine(duh).
"But just that your muscle is bigger than the other," cute doctor said.
And I went, omigawd.

He asked, "You exercise?"
"Of course."
"What form?"
"Sit-ups. Push-ups? I don't know."

Just fucking tell me it's nothing serious.

"You use too much of your right side, and-"
babble babble babble.
and then..
"You're fine. Don't worry.
It's nothing serious or anything.
Just make sure when you exercise, you use both-"
babble babble babble.

I don't caaare, cute doc.
I was too relieved to care(:
But I still think you're cute though.

I told momma the news.
She was relieved too.
I bet she got sick of telling me to
sit up straight and stuff....
Seriously, I was sick of it too(:
I'm fine now!

We went to have lunch.
Then we went a little shopping.
Momma saw this jeans she liked.
And she was like, "I'm going to try it on."
I didn't know when she said try on, she meant she was going to try it on
right there at that spot.

"Ma!!! Crazy ar!?"
"What? I'm just going to slip it on..."

Thank God for that lady person, who practically had to usher momma to the changing room(:

Went home happy people.

I'm listening to The Show by Girls Aloud, if you want to know.
The lyrics rock. Hahha.
It's a girls song(duh?) and about staying a virgin.
I think?
I mean, how should I know all these crap?
EHhehe. I just think it's really catchy.

Shoulda known, shoulda cared,
shoulda hung around the kitchen in my underwear
Acting like a lady
shoulda made me oh
shoulda jumped a little high
shoulda fluttered my mascara like a butterfly
instead of being lazy
it woulda saved me

someone save my heart today
will someone turn the light back on?
cos ever since you went away
the other rights just feel so wrong

that special something, that they are hunting
theyre always wanting more and more
that special something, that they are hunting
theyre always wanting more and more

nobody sees the show
until my heart says so
if its not you oh no
i wont do that
boy if you want to be my speciality
youll have to wait for me and that is that