(Please read the following with increasing velocity)
Good morning.
Good morninng.
Goood morniiing..
GooOood morrrniiiiinng!!

Ahha. What's up, behbeeeyhs!?

Oh! Oh!
I could like to wish all Muslims
selamaat menyambut bulan Ramadhan!
(:

Ahahhahha.
It's almost 8.

I bet Qahqah's cursing her Bio paper.
Murhahahhaha.

I bet Nana is dreading her F&N.

And my flower (gundu) girl
is agonizing every second of her art exam(:

Wonder what paper _he with the new hairdo_
is doing right now?

And here I am at home, blogging away.
Yerhahhaha.

Yesterday was my last paper.
And after that, Sriee and I went Macs.
The last lunch together until after Ramadhan.
Which then will be the month of Syawal.
Or just simply putting it, Hari Rayaaa!

We were waiting for our bus
when Sriee asked me a really good question;
what am I going to do for the long weekend seh?
I mean, now that the exams are over I feel so empty.

Like yesterday when I got home.. I showered,
and watched the television for a while.
And then in just a matter of minutes, I grew bored.

I almost wished I had a paper tomorrow to study for.
Almosst.
But didn't.
Ahhah.
Like I would really really study.
Hhahahha.

I hate my layout now.
Aren't you bored of it?
Aight. Don't answer.
Because I know I am.

I've been working on my own piece of template.
But I screwed it up.
It's so the cacat.
Gahhaha..

You know?
I tend to screw things up.
And when I try to unscrew it,
I screw it up even more.
Like that Malay peribahasa.. erm.
Seperti tikus something something labu.
Is it?
Or did I get that wrong?

Ahwells.

I know we all make mistakes.
I, especially.
And we shouldn't cry over spilt milk.

But we shouldn't ignore the milk too, right?
It's going to turn nasty
and people might step on it
and slip and lose a tooth or two.

Or your cat is going to lick up the nasty milk
and gets his stomach all upset.
And then he'll throw up all over the kitchen floor
or worst, your g-mum's favourite carpet.

Not only you get yourself in trouble
because of that spilt milk
you get others in trouble too.
And most likely that others is something you really love,
and that's going to make you feel even worst.

I don't know where I'm getting at, serious.
I just typed out whatever I feel like typing..

And I've probably screwed up your morning with my krapp,
making your brains all wonkie
and you're all confused
trying to understand what I was trying to convey.

Hahha.
I'll leave you guys with this;

1) if you find out that U are being followed?
- ill keep on walking. walking walking walking.. see how far he can go. if its a she, ill run for my life.

2) if you lost your hand fone in sch.?
- bringing my phone to skool is the last thing on my mind.. u cannnot trust the schoool, okaaye!? take it frm me, ive learnt it the hard way..

3) if the guy you dislike most says he has a crush on you?
- ahhah. impossible. i liiike evry single guy i know. hahhahahha..

4)if you were given a flute on your birthday?
- hit tat person wit the flute. hello?

5)if you inherited a million dollars?
- treat my friends. travel. donate. buy new guitar. and tell tat person who bought me the flute tat he can take it back(:

6)if your annoying sibling woke you up when you were having a sweet dream?
- cry.

7) if your pet starts toking to you?
- ooooohhhhh!! shit. i'll have 2nd thots whn im in the shower wit him.

8) if the teacher give your class a surprise test
- ahwells. i told u u cant trust the schooool.

9) if you were to be a guy for one day?
- get to know _him wit tat new hairdo_(:

10) if the person you love is a gay/les?
- been ther. hahahhaha. kindarf. erm.

11) if you got 0/100 for your geography final year paper?
- miss tan lee choo will nvr forgive me.

12) if you see osama walking around Serangoon Central?
- shake hands with him and hope some iq of his will diffuse in?

13) if a fairy give you a wish?
- ask for more wishes. gahahhahaha.

14) if an alien REALLY abduct your worksheets.
- now why wud they do tat?

15) if the person beside you farted during foot drill and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad?
- ah krap.

16) if you realise holiday is over and you havent complete a single assignment?
- hahahha been ther tooo. id copy. reflective response, duncha tink? its only logical. gahahhaha..(:

17) if some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your drink which splash on your uniform during recess?
- get the ball and throw it in the bin? nail down tat a**clown and make his life miserable? u choose.

18) if someone annoys you?
- depends if im in the mood, usually i am. thn ill just annoy her back.

19)if your hair is shave bald by the hair dresser?
- buy a wig. but not after i sue tat hairdresser. how dare she. ahahhaha.

20) if this is the last question?
- this is the last qn rite? oh. yup. right.