Now I know what it means..
Take a chance, you stupid hoee!
Hahhaha.

Yeh yeh I know..
Lela slow aar!
-sticks tongue out.

I went to school today
to be reminded why I failed my maths.

Because of teachers like Mr Dennis Goh..
Sorry la.
A nasty girl gotta say
what a nasty girl gotta say.

I also gotta say that
Mr Ong has really nice butt(:

Matrices rock.

I practically did the test smiling.
And would steal glances at Mr O.
And I would smile some more.

He probably thinks I'm crazy.

Boom behbee.
I am(:

You know one's crazy when a stupid pathetic picture of her crushie can send her near hysteria.
(not talking about Mr O here..)

And I really mean pathetic!!
I can't believe I spotted it!

Maybe it isn't him \:

But thanks Sriee. Loads.
For bearing with me((:
You truly rock.
Mr O is mine, though.

After the test, I dragged Sriee to the atrium
and stared some more.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Then we went to the canteen
and bought Lemon Teaa.

TSK TSK TSK.

Waited for Aspho.
Turned out she went home liao!!

Went out with Momma after that.
Or so I thought!!
Or so we had plaaannned!
But turned out Loser Sibs wanted to tag along!

"What's this!?"
-pointed at Syak who was in a dress
and at Lina who was wearing my shirt!!

We went Causeway Point.
Because they wanted to. -pouts.
And me with my school uniform.

On the way there, we met Amir Kecik's aunt!
She used to teach me Kuran.
She's soo nice!
Unlike that niece of her.
Super hostile.
I smiled at her
and she bloody rolled her sepet eyes at me.

Let's see you roll them after I get them out of your sockets.

Causeway had this bazaar thing going on.
They spent alot!
(See I didn't use 'we'.)

Carrying too many bags and stuff,
so we took a cab home.

Driver was daaaamn talkative.
Hahahhahah.
I don't like talkative drivers.
But this particular driver is different(:
He's super funny.
Even Lina laughed!!
Well barely but she did looked amused.
Lina whose sense of humour scale hits negative 1.

Momma did most of the talking.
You know my motherr.
She's like The passenger every taxi driver would love to have.

I did most of the laughing(:
You know me.
In my annoyingly chirpy mood.

Driver asked why we didn't go Geylang.
And Momma said, Geylang not our thing.
Which is the truth.
But if I were to say, I would say, We're lazyyasses.
Which is so much closer to the truth.

Then Driver suggested, "Seranggoon!?"
And I said out loud accidentally,
"Ah! Plenty of Lina's friends there. -smirrk."

Read between the lines la dey.

From Lina's 'friends',
to tiger that had escaped from Mandai,
to Pontianaks,
to Osama Bin Laden,
to hippos.
Ahh. I lost count.

All these while, Lina was quiet.
She just sat there, grinning like an idiot.
Conveniently, there was a lorry filled with Bangladesh workers
right in front of his cab.
So the Driver teased her,

"Hai. Smiling at those Banglar ke?"

I laughed so hard Momma almost squeeze my scrawny neck to shut me up.

When we finally reached our destination(home),
and before we got off,
Driver apologized if he had offended any of us.

Hells no!
He just made my day!
And Momma's too, I bet((:
Don't know about Lina's, though.

All along I never knew Driver was a malay.

Hari Rayerr is like this Sunday..?
How fast can it get?

Looking forward to all sort of food and drinks.
And oh, generous relatives. -wink wink.