last night. caffeine stayed in me till 4(: i love you, caffeine.

what did i do till 4.. i did my emaths, which fyi right? i failed by just one frigging mark.. aarggh!! but sweet dennis goh(hahahhahaha) put a 50 in my progress report(:

other than my maaths.. i just couldn't help it but..irgh..play my guitar. aaahh hate that phrase: play my guitar. i mean, its not like im anywhere near good at it. haha. but hey, like maths, practising playing makes perfect.

so i could play the chorus of true by cabrera(((: and i played it to noratiah online and she said it was good. no wait. she said: "it..was..ok." ....ohwells.

cousin elly was going through the photos on my camera phone, laughing and going 'awwwsh!!' at almost every single picture i took of my cats..or any cats that come my way. and she would show it to cousin lili who would then show it to aunt mia, who would

okie yea. what im trying to say is that they love those pictures. it seemed to crack them up like hell.

cousin elly suggested i take up photography!!! she was like, "you're good.. you managed to capture the essence of every picture you took."

i was like, "goshh..you don't say!" ahahha. honestly. photography never crosses my mind.... as i browsed through the photos i took, i realized, damnn shes riight. im good.

but before anything gets serious, shouldn't i need to get myself a camera first??? or shouldn't someone get me one??? ahah. im talking about camera caaameraaaaa.. and while you're at it, build me my very own gallery. or studio. or this particular room where you wash the film. or something.

hahahhahahha damn i know nuts.

talk about nuts......... aunt mia screamed to me this morning, "elaaaa! mac, your cat, has only one testicle!!"

i thought something tragic happened and as i was running out of my room, i was preparing myself and looking out so as not to step on anything that might happened to roll my way.

unfortunately, nothing gruesome happened. and unfortunately too, aunt mia was right. my darling cat has only a testicle!!!!!!!

i can't believed it never noticed it before!! there in the middle of the room, mac lied flat on his back looking smug, and showing the whole world his.. unique.. manhood features.

"okiee..there's a new discovery.." me, in awe.
"you didnt noticed it before??? all these while...." aunt mia.
"hey, its not like me to stare at cats' balls!"
"maybe its cancer.." my gmum, feeling it. yes she did. and mac gave a little yelp.
"why did you do that for!?" me, disgusted.
"you should go to the vet." aunt mia.
"hitler had one ball. he was perfectly healthy and fine, considering he led germany and all those historical events that followed after ww2.." (thank you, mr choy.)

...could my cat be an reincarnation (?) of adolf hitler... jeng jeng jeng.

hhahahahaha. nahhhh!